Omicron, oh Omicron, wherefore art thou?

Oh, there you are! Just in time for kids and Christmas jabs. Or should I say ‘Holiday’ jabs? I don't want to offend anyone, so how about just “Merry Science.” It's the new religion after all, and all the rage.

Delta, schmelta, it's Omicron now people, so get with the program. So where has Omicron been hiding all this time? It’s a mystery, but we can trust the “science”, right? It hasn't steered us wrong yet (insert crickets chirping here). With lightning speed Omicron has reached the far corners of the world to wreak havoc. Run for the hills! Jab the young kids! Booster the rest! Lockdown the unclean, and don't let the camp door hit you in the ass on the way in.

The hype that is happening over this is mind numbing.

I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. We are living in bizarro world.

Everyday for the past year, I have woken up with a paralyzing fear, not knowing what new restrictions will be placed upon my person, in the interest of “safety.”

I have struggled to comprehend the sheer lunacy. Unelected health technocrats are in full control, with the “science table” riding shotgun.

To be continued? I sure as hell hope not, but stay tuned just in case.